If you can fit both of your fists in your mouth, you'd probably be a really good reality show skank
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Raszageth's little arms can't reach. Maybe if we just treat her to a nice night she'll chill out.
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Stop getting hit by shit jesus christ
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Believe you can, and you're halfway there. The rest is just forcing the base of the pineapple in
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My dentist opened some holes I'm not sure she needed to open
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Sales time
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You call it a Glory Hole, I call it a Friendship Funnel
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Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope
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If anyone tells you it tastes "just like chocolate pudding" they're fucking lying to you buddy
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Just when I thought I was out, that bussy pulls me back in!
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These log names are a cry for help and the guild just laughs at me every day
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Twitch streamers are like buttholes. Nobody wants to look at them but once you do you can't stop
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If you're going to toss a salad, at least have the decency to not eat Altoids beforehand
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If you never wipe after going to the bathroom it also means you never have to wash your hands
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Working as a law enforcer can almost be like soliciting sex. Painful.
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Stop ejaculating, start breathing
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One day, the world will lose meaning. So it's ok to play with yourself.
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Lightwell is like a butthole that sits on the ground until it's used up, much like a real butthole
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Face down ass up that's the way I stack my cups
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Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope
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There are three main kinds of throwing up: Original, Intentional, and Marinara.
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aefdrgrgdrgxdrgzdr
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Thickey Mouse and Donald Dumptruck
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The Boeing whistleblower killed himself for the memes. His final words were "lol, gottem"
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Stay outta the joint, kid. You'd toss more salad than a seasick rabbit.
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